Thursday, November 20, 2008

Tips for an "erect" Thanksgiving

Thanksgiving is a great holiday. A huge feast, booze, family: what could be better?

Well, maybe being able to perform after your feast would really make for a Thanksgiving for which to be thankful. Unfortunately, your feast, family, and fears may intervene and ruin your amorous post-feast festivities. Here are some strategies that you may employ to ensure that your thanksgiving is a "hard one."

1: Stick to lower fat foods. While PDE-5 inhibitors like Viagra and Cialis are not made less affective by ingestion after a fatty meal, their absorption is slowed so it may take a longer time for you to feel their effects. Couple that with the soporific affects of the turkey and the wine and good luck staying awake until the Viagra takes hold.

2: Start the Cialis on Thursday morning. With the 36 hour half-life of Cialis, you'll be at peak erection form by 10PM.

3: Stay off the booze: Alcohol can decrease a man's ability to achieve and maintain an erection.

4: Keep you partner happy. Ample scientific evidence exists that supports that a person's sexual satisfaction is enhanced by their partner's satisfaction.

5: Don't worry. Stress induces a "fight or flight" response which is incompatible with achieving and maintaining an erection. If worse comes to worst and you can't perform, you can always blame it on the meal.

Good luck and let me know how it goes.

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The IU.